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title: Funkmaster CC Clive Wolfendale
date: 2004-04-29T12:48:08Z
modified: 2004-04-29T12:48:08Z
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[“I’m just a white boy called the Deputy CC / They said I’d never make it as a bitchin’ MC / You got it all wrong, cos now here I am / Giving it for real in the North Wales BPA jam”](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/3664381.stm) – North Wales deputy chief constable Clive Wolfendale

Christ and his mates on a bicycle eating polenta.