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title: President Bush’s Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk Cock-up
date: 2004-06-28T14:46:26Z
modified: 2004-06-28T14:46:26Z
permalink: "https://dogwonder.co.uk/2004/06/president-bushs-oatmeal-chocolate-chunk-cookies/"
type: post
status: publish
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wpid: 60
categories:
  - General
tags:
  - Mash-up
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Each election year, Family Circle magazine holds an Election Cookie Cock-up to find Americans’ favorite Cock-ups of the election season. This year, President Bush shares a recipe for her delicious Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk Cock-up. Here’s the recipe:

[4 reports from Hans Blix](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,871735,00.html)
[1 “material breach” of the UN resolution 1441](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,896139,00.html)
[1 small phial of Anthrax](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,889828,00.html)
[1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) Niger Uranium, at room temperature](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,889828,00.html)
1 link between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida
6 nights of [shock and awe](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,918953,00.html)
[10,000 dead Iraqi civilians](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,976392,00.html)
[87,500,000,000 dollars](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1077802,00.html)
[1 Saddam Hussein](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1106951,00.html)
[5 instances of POW torture in Abu Ghraib prison](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1248432,00.html)
[1 Falluja uprising ](http://www.guardian.co.uk/flash/0,5860,1193510,00.html)
[1 transferred sovereignty](http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1248928,00.html)855 dead US soldiers

Heat international climate to 350°. With electric mixer, cream reports, resolution 1441, Anthrax and Niger Uranium. Beat prisoners one at a time, then beat in hearts and minds. Add Saddam, Falluja uprising and shock and awe; slowly beat until country fucked up. Stir-up anti-american hatred. Slowly mould the enitre mess into half arsed solution using 87bn dollars or other peoples money. Bake at 350° for 12 to 15 minutes, until full democracy restored. Export to other middle-east countries.