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title: Made me smile
date: 2005-04-19T14:26:33Z
modified: 2005-04-19T14:26:33Z
permalink: "https://dogwonder.co.uk/2005/04/made-me-smile/"
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  - General
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> A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
> 
> Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn’t affect acceleration due to gravity.

> Why was six afraid of seven?
> 
> It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

[Source](http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792&p=2)