Pick two

old consultant’s addage … fast, cheap, good … pick 2

Why oh why is it so difficult to get that concept across? I always try to convey this concept when working on a project but its like some kind of mental block. Like…..’why can’t we do it like Google?’…..’er because thier R&D budget is $.5billion ours is $0 (GDP0)’.

List of English words invented by Shakespeare

List of English words invented by Shakespeare

Originally via Wikipedia

William Shakespeare introduced more words into English than all other poets of his lifetime combined. Although it is often difficult to determine the true origin of a word, the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) verified the following words Shakespeare originated or words that he was the first to use in print.

  • Academe
  • accessible
  • accommodation
  • addiction (Shakespeare meant ‘tendency’)
  • admirable
  • aerial (Shakespeare meant ‘of the air’)
  • airless
  • amazement
  • anchovy
  • arch-villain
  • to arouse
  • assassination
  • auspicious
  • bacheolorship (‘bachelorhood’)
  • to barber
  • barefaced
  • baseless
  • batty (Shakespeare meant ‘bat-like’)
  • beachy (‘beach-covered’)
  • to bedabble
  • to bedazzle
  • bedroom (Shakespeare meant a ‘room in bed’)
  • to belly (‘to swell’)
  • belongings
  • to besmirch
  • to bet
  • to bethump
  • birthplace
  • black-faced
  • to blanket
  • bloodstained
  • bloodsucking
  • blusterer
  • bodikins (‘little bodies’)
  • bold-faced
  • braggartism
  • brisky
  • broomstaff (‘broom-handle’)
  • budger (‘one who budges’)
  • bump (as a noun)
  • buzzer (Shakespeare meant ‘tattle-tale’)
  • to cake
  • candle holder
  • to canopy
  • to cater (as ‘to bring food’)
  • to castigate
  • catlike
  • to champion
  • characterless
  • cheap (in pejorative sense of ‘vulgar’)
  • chimney-top
  • chopped (Shakespeare meant ‘chapped’)
  • churchlike
  • circumstantial
  • cold-blooded
  • coldhearted
  • compact (as noun ‘agreement’)
  • to comply
  • to compromise (Shakespeare meant ‘to agree’)
  • consanguineous
  • control (as a noun)
  • coppernose (‘a kind of acne’)
  • countless
  • courtship
  • to cow (as ‘intimidate’)
  • critical
  • cruelhearted
  • to cudgel
  • Dalmatian
  • to dapple
  • dauntless
  • dawn (as a noun)
  • day’s work
  • deaths-head
  • defeat (the noun)
  • to denote
  • depositary (as ‘trustee’)
  • dewdrop
  • dexterously (Shakespeare spelled it ‘dexteriously’)
  • disgraceful (Shakespeare meant ‘unbecoming’)
  • to dishearten
  • to dislocate
  • distasteful (Shakespeare meant ‘showing disgust’)
  • distrustful
  • dog-weary
  • doit (a Dutch coin: ‘a pittance’)
  • domineering
  • downstairs
  • East Indies
  • to educate
  • to elbow
  • embrace (as a noun)
  • employer
  • employment
  • enfranchisement
  • engagement
  • to enmesh
  • enrapt
  • to enthrone
  • epileptic
  • equivocal
  • eventful
  • excitement (Shakespeare meant ‘incitement’)
  • expedience
  • expertness
  • exposure
  • eyeball
  • eyedrop (Shakespeare meant as a ‘tear’)
  • eyewink
  • fair-faced
  • fairyland
  • fanged
  • fap (‘intoxicated’)
  • farmhouse
  • far-off
  • fashionable
  • fashionmonger
  • fathomless (Shakespeare meant ‘too huge to be encircled by one’s arms’)
  • fat-witted
  • featureless (Shakespeare meant ‘ugly’)
  • fiendlike
  • to fishify (‘turn into fish’)
  • fitful
  • fixture (Shakespeare meant ‘fixing’ or setting ‘firmly in place’)
  • fleshment (‘the excitement of first success’)
  • flirt-gill (a ‘floozy’)
  • flowery (‘full of florid expressions’)
  • fly-bitten
  • footfall
  • foppish
  • foregone
  • fortune-teller
  • foul mouthed
  • Franciscan
  • freezing (as an adjective)
  • fretful
  • frugal
  • full-grown
  • fullhearted
  • futurity
  • gallantry (Shakespeare meant ‘gallant people’)
  • garden house
  • generous (Shakespeare meant ‘gentle,’ ‘noble’)
  • gentlefolk
  • glow (as a noun)
  • to glutton
  • to gnarl
  • go-between
  • to gossip (Shakespeare meant ‘to make oneself at home like a gossip—that is, a kindred spirit or a fast friend’)
  • grass plot
  • gravel-blind
  • gray-eyed
  • green-eyed
  • grief-shot (as ‘sorrow-stricken’)
  • grime (as a noun)
  • to grovel
  • gust (as a ‘wind-blast’)
  • half-blooded
  • to happy (‘to gladden’)
  • heartsore
  • hedge-pig
  • hell-born
  • to hinge
  • hint (as a noun)
  • hobnail (as a noun)
  • homely (sense ‘ugly’)
  • honey-tongued
  • hornbook (an ‘alphabet tablet’)
  • hostile
  • hot-blooded
  • howl (as a noun)
  • to humor
  • hunchbacked
  • hurly (as a ‘commotion’)
  • to hurry
  • idle-headed
  • ill-tempered
  • ill-used
  • impartial
  • to impede
  • imploratory (‘solicitor’)
  • import (the noun: ‘importance’ or ‘signifigance’)
  • inaudible
  • inauspicious
  • indirection
  • indistinguishable
  • inducement
  • informal (Shakespeare meant ‘unformed’ or ‘irresolute’)
  • to inhearse (to ‘load into a hearse’)
  • to inlay
  • to instate (Shakespeare, who spelled it ‘enstate,’ meant ‘to endow’)
  • inventorially (‘in detail’)
  • investment (Shakespeare meant as ‘a piece of clothing’)
  • invitation
  • invulnerable
  • jaded (Shakespeare seems to have meant ‘contemptible’)
  • juiced (‘juicy’)
  • keech (‘solidified fat’)
  • kickie-wickie (a derogatory term for a wife)
  • kitchen-wench
  • lackluster
  • ladybird
  • lament
  • land-rat
  • to lapse
  • laughable
  • leaky
  • leapfrog
  • lewdster
  • loggerhead (Shakespeare meant ‘blockhead’)
  • lonely (Shakespeare meant ‘lone’)
  • long-legged
  • love letter
  • lustihood
  • lustrous
  • madcap
  • madwoman
  • majestic
  • malignancy (Shakespeare meant ‘malign tendency’)
  • manager
  • marketable
  • marriage bed
  • militarist (Shakespeare meant ‘soldier’)
  • mimic (as a noun)
  • misgiving (sense ‘uneasiness’)
  • misquote
  • mockable (as ‘deserving ridicule’)
  • money’s worth (‘money-worth’ dates from the 14th century)
  • monumental
  • moonbeam
  • mortifying (as an adjective)
  • motionless
  • mountaineer (Shakespeare meant as ‘mountain-dweller’)
  • to muddy
  • neglect (as a noun)
  • to negotiate
  • never-ending
  • newsmonger
  • nimble-footed
  • noiseless
  • nook-shotten (‘full of corners or angles’)
  • to numb
  • obscene (Shakespeare meant ‘revolting’)
  • ode
  • to offcap (to ‘doff one’s cap’)
  • offenseful (meaning ‘sinful’)
  • offenseless (‘unoffending’)
  • Olympian (Shakespeare meant ‘Olympic’)
  • to operate
  • oppugnancy (‘antagonism’)
  • outbreak
  • to outdare
  • to outfrown
  • to out-Herod
  • to outscold
  • to outsell (Shakespeare meant ‘to exceed in value’)
  • to out-talk
  • to out-villain
  • to outweigh
  • overblown (Shakespeare meant ‘blown over’)
  • overcredulous
  • overgrowth
  • to overpay
  • to overpower
  • to overrate
  • overview (Shakespeare meant as ‘supervision’)
  • pageantry
  • to palate (Shakespeare meant ‘to relish’)
  • pale-faced
  • to pander
  • passado (a kind of sword-thrust)
  • paternal
  • pebbled
  • pedant (Shakespeare meant a schoolmaster)
  • pedantical
  • pendulous (Shakespeare meant ‘hanging over’)
  • to perplex
  • to petition
  • pignut (a type of tuber)
  • pious
  • please-man (a ‘yes-man’)
  • plumpy (‘plump’)
  • posture (Shakespeare seems to have meant ‘position’ or ‘positioning’)
  • prayerbook
  • priceless
  • profitless
  • Promethean
  • protester (Shakespeare meant ‘one who affirms’)
  • published (Shakespeare meant ‘commonly recognized’)
  • to puke
  • puppy-dog
  • pushpin (Shakespeare was referring to a children’s game)
  • on purpose
  • quarrelsome
  • in question (as in ‘the … in question’)
  • radiance
  • to rant
  • rascally
  • rawboned (meaning ‘very gaunt’)
  • reclusive
  • refractory
  • reinforcement (Shakespeare meant ‘renewed force’)
  • reliance
  • remorseless
  • reprieve (as a noun)
  • resolve (as a noun)
  • restoration
  • restraint (as ‘reserve’)
  • retirement
  • to reverb (‘to re-echo’)
  • revokement (‘revocation’)
  • revolting (Shakespeare meant as ‘rebellious’)
  • to reword (Shakespeare meant ‘repeat’)
  • ring carrier (a ‘go-between’)
  • to rival (meaning to ‘compete’).
  • roadway
  • roguery
  • rose-cheeked
  • rose-lipped
  • rumination
  • ruttish
  • sanctimonious
  • to sate
  • satisfying (as an adjective)
  • savage (as ‘uncivilized’)
  • savagery
  • schoolboy
  • scrimer (‘a fence’)
  • scrubbed (Shakespeare meant ‘stunted’)
  • scuffle
  • seamy (‘seamed’) and seamy-side (Shakespeare meant ‘under-side of a garment’)
  • to secure (Shakespeare meant ‘to obtain security’)
  • self-abuse (Shakespeare meant ‘self-deception’)
  • shipwrecked (Shakespeare spelled it ‘shipwrackt’)
  • shooting star
  • shudder (as a noun)
  • silk stocking
  • silliness
  • to sire
  • skimble-skamble (‘senseless’)
  • skim milk (in quarto; ‘skim’d milk’ in the Folio)
  • slugabed
  • to sneak
  • soft-hearted
  • spectacled
  • spilth (‘something spilled’)
  • spleenful
  • sportive
  • to squabble
  • stealthy
  • stillborn
  • to subcontract (Shakespeare meant ‘to remarry’)
  • successful
  • suffocating (as an adjective)
  • to sully
  • to supervise (Shakespeare meant ‘to peruse’)
  • to swagger
  • tanling (someone with a tan)
  • tardiness
  • time-honored
  • title page
  • tortive (‘twisted’)
  • to torture
  • traditional (Shakespeare meant ‘tradition-bound’)
  • tranquil
  • transcendence
  • trippingly
  • unaccommodated
  • unappeased
  • to unbosom
  • unchanging
  • unclaimed
  • uncomfortable (sense ‘disquieting’)
  • to uncurl
  • to undervalue (Shakespeare meant ‘to judge as of lesser value’)
  • to undress
  • unearthy
  • uneducated
  • to unfool
  • unfrequented
  • ungoverned
  • ungrown
  • to unhappy
  • unhelpful
  • unhidden
  • unlicensed
  • unmitigated
  • unmusical
  • to un muzzle
  • unpolluted
  • unpremeditated
  • unpublished (Shakespeare meant ‘undisclosed’)
  • unquestionable (Shakespeare meant ‘impatient’)
  • unquestioned
  • unreal
  • unrivaled
  • unscarred
  • unscratched
  • to unsex
  • unsolicited
  • unsullied
  • unswayed (Shakespeare meant ‘unused’ and ‘ungoverned’)
  • untutored
  • unvarnished
  • unwillingness (sense ‘reluctance’)
  • upstairs
  • unsolicited
  • unvarnished
  • useful
  • useless
  • valueless
  • varied (as an adjective)
  • varletry
  • vasty
  • vulnerable
  • watchdog
  • water drop
  • water fly
  • well-behaved
  • well-bred
  • well-educated
  • well-read
  • to widen (Shakespeare meant ‘to open wide’)
  • wittolly (‘contentedly a cuckhold’)
  • worn out (Shakespeare meant ‘dearly departed’)
  • wry-necked (‘crook-necked’)
  • yelping (as an adjective)
  • zany (a clown’s sidekick or a mocking mimic)

Define: Postmodernism

Postmodernism: according to its protagonists, a completely new way of looking at the world, academic study, philosophy, artistic production etc, arising from the ‘discoveries’ of Foucault, Barthes, Derrida, Lyotard, Baudrillard (in France) and Jameson (in America) and the so-called ‘linguistic turn,’ supposed to have happened in the late 1960s or early 1970s, and maintaining in essence that ‘everything is constructed with language,’ that is to say that outside language there is really no reality. Postmodernism derives its view of the world from Marxism and maintains that the societies we live in, being bourgeois, are evil; while some postmodernists take up an entirely nihilistic position, most support radical political action and aim at the destruction of all traditional or modern modes of thought and study (dismissed as ‘grand narratives). In reality, postmodernism is a totalising belief system based on faith alone. It is distinguished by elaborate rhetoric and a specialised jargon, which fails to conceal the essential naivety of its basic ideas, derived from a discredited Marxism. It often sounds like nonsense that is because it is nonsense.

Source: The New Nature of History by Arthur Marwick.

‘Course the bourgeois would say that.

Some stats (ARP05-MAR06)

Month Monthly Totals
Sites
KBytes
Visits
Pages
Files
Hits
Mar-06 805 617262 1299 3606 10425 19321
Feb-06 1672 1192074 2552 4988 15727 19814
Jan-06 1387 1000271 2546 4001 17224 21231
Dec-05 1021 758728 1854 3465 11325 15419
Nov-05 1339 1144525 2724 6144 23574 36199
Oct-05 1866 1517431 2495 7037 21419 26681
Sep-05 2325 1421019 3331 6481 25069 32646
Aug-05 10781 6463924 12186 20808 250686 265851
Jul-05 3001 1713853 3515 6463 57011 60511
Jun-05 409 151156 443 855 1537 2096
May-05 477 340664 829 1908 3542 4502
Apr-05 522 227459 712 1506 5008 14229
Totals   16548366 34486 67262 442547 518500

Simulacrum

The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth – it is the truth which conceals that there is none.
The simulacrum is true.

Ecclesiastes

Abstraction today is no longer that of the map, the double, the mirror or the concept.
Simulation is no longer that of a territory, a referential being or a substance. It is the
generation by models of a real without origin or reality: a hyperreal. The territory no
longer precedes the map, nor survives it. Henceforth, it is the map that precedes the
territory – PRECESSION OF SIMULACRA – it is the map that engenders the
territory and if we were to revive the fable today, it would be the territory whose
shreds are slowly rotting across the map. It is the real, and not the map, whose

Jean Baudrillard

Did you mean stupid?

Apparently Ashley Cole’s lawyer is demanding answers from the Oligarchs of search, Google Inc. over his
client’s representation in a Google search of his name (type in ‘Ashley Cole’ and google offers the suggestion Did you mean ‘Ashley Cole gay’):

Shear (Cole’s lawyer) has now asked Google to explain this anomaly with their search engine, telling Pink News: “I am keen to find out whether the decision to automatically include the term ‘gay’ to the keyword ‘Ashley Cole’ was an editorial decision or one made by a computer based on the volume of searches for ‘Ashley Cole’ linked to the word ‘gay’.

Arghh, ofcourse it’s automatic. Does this guy honestly think there is some dude sat in Googleplex looking at the typed searches and going ‘now lets see?….this person typed studip, did he mean stupid? Yeah that’ll be it’

Maybe if he used google to find out:

Please note that our spell check feature is completely automated, and we cannot make manual changes to individual suggestions.

Ofcourse if anything this is just likely to perpetuate the problem, especially as the newswires are picking up on the story.

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