Troy McClure Filmography

Movies
Cry Yuma
Here Comes The Coast Guard
Preacher With A Shovel (with Dolores Montenegro)
The Revenge of Abe Lincoln
The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West
Calling All Quakers (with Dolores Montenegro)
Gladys The Groovy Mule
Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
Dial M For Murderousness
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
P is for Psycho
The President’s Neck is Missing!
The Boatjacking of Supership 79
Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms
Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great ‘Frisco Freak-Out
Muppets Go Medieval (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed
They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall
Meet Joe Blow
Give My Remains to Broadway
The Verdict Was Mail Fraud
Leper in the Backfield
Make-Out King of Montana
The Electric Gigolo
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
David Vs. Super Goliath
Suddenly, Last Supper

TV Series
Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory
Buck Henderson, Union Buster
Handle With Care
The Springfield Squares
Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
Christmas Ape (cartoon)
Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp (cartoon)
Son of Sanford and Son
After Mannix

TV Specials
(host) Miss American Girl Pageant
(host) Carnival of the Stars
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
(Fox Network Special) Alien Nose Job
(Fox Network Special) Five Fabulous Weeks of “The Chevy Chase Show”
The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
I Can’t Believe They Invented It!
The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
Eyeball Whitener
Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
The Juice Loosener

Educational films
Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What
Here Comes The Metric System
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims
Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
Pepsi Presents Fractions
Meat Council film : Meat And You: Partners in Freedom
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun
Firecrackers: The Silent Killer
Shoplifters BEWARE
Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds
Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness
Young Jebidiah Springfield
Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll

Videos
(Self-Help) Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat (with Brad Goodman)
(Self-Help) Get Confidence, Stupid!
(Self-Help) Smoke Yourself Thin
(DIY) The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair
(DIY) Dig Your Own Grave and Save
(DIY) Mothballing Your Battleship

Telethons
Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House
Out With Gout ’88
Springfield Public Television Telethon

Informational films/kiosks
Ah! Fudge chocolate factory introductory video
Introductory video to Rancho Relaxo
Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
Pepsi Presents Addition and Subtraction
Springfield Knowledgeum Introductory Film
Welcome to Springfield Airport
Where’s Nordstrom?

Miscellaneous appearances/products
(singing) We’re Sending our Love Down the Well
(celebrity funeral) Herschel Shmoikel Krustofski, (Krusty The Clown)
(celebrity funeral) Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye
(celebrity funeral) Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge
(musical) Stop the Planet of the Apes : I Want To Get Off!
(fragrance) Smellin’ of Troy

Not very Emin(ent)

So our Trace isn’t very happy about the ‘Public Sniggering’ at the loss of art in the recent blaze at Momart, infact she is outraged.

Speaking yesterday, Emin said: “What has really upset me isn’t the loss of the work, it is the reaction by the British public. ‘Good riddance to bad art’, the general public sniggering on an audience like [BBC Radio 4’s]Any Questions.”

She continues

“I am not saying they have to understand it. What I am saying is don’t laugh at it when it all burns down in a fire. That is just not fair and it is not funny. It is not polite and it is bad manners. I would never laugh at a disaster like that.”

However I am sure the public would be much more upset if the artists didn’t have certain attitudes towards their own work. Attitudes that seem to be saying to the audience, ‘fuck you’. The nature of most modern British art is one of self-negation, destruction and throw away. Is it any wonder that when the art is literally thrown away the British public (with somewhat a penchant for irony) find the result a little funny?

Emin was once was quoted as saying “The other day I hated my art so much I wanted to smash it, like you abuse a faithful lover.”?

Also ‘I need art like I need God’. I am not sure of Emin’s religious beliefs, but this ambiguous quote seems to suggest both that she needs art and does not need art, depending on the audiences religious viewpoint.

Yet “For years, I made religious art”, Emin declares “Then I destroyed it, I did, like, a thousand drawings of Jesus being crucified; I was very interested in Mary Magdalene, I did drawings of her at His feet; I did the Wedding Feast at Cana, and John the Baptist’s hand – just his hand. And I did lots of Depositions”.

So it appears she is somewhat religious but at the same time destroys the art associated with it. Hmmm, again an almost paradoxical quote. She herself seems to be obsessed with the destruction of her own work, and indeed the destruction of the idea behind it.

I may be wrong but it seems to me that the meaning is not lost on the British public, infact I think they get the concepts extremely well, possibly better than Emin?

Anyway, maybe we are all philistines in this country, maybe we are not, maybe we just find the idea that self-destructive work has been destroyed by matters out of the artist’s hands just a little funny.

So, lets us finish here with a quote from Emin:

“I do not believe that at this moment in time, if that changes in years to come I don’t know, but what happens here today and changes as we go along that is part of life’s learning and part of your inner beliefs.”

Clear things up for you?

Proving art by anti-art

So the art has literally consumed itself. On Wednesday a warehouse fire destroyed more than 100 artworks from Charles Saatchi’s famous collection. Works such as Tracy Emin’s tent and works by Damien Hirst and Sarah Lucas were also destroyed.

Of course any piece of creative work destroyed is always distressing, yet when work of this particular ilk is lost , I can’t but help thinking that it is somewhat ironic. Much of this style of work thrives on the conceptual basis of anti-art, takes its lead from our throw-away culture and planned obscelescense. It is in its own admission somewhat of a fraud, placing much less emphasis on the importance of the object and much more on the concept. So does it really matter that the actual work has been destroyed? Does it in any way enhance the work?

Baudrillard:

“Operational negativity, of all those scenarios of deterrence which, like Watergate, try to regenerate a moribund principle by simulated scandal, phantasm, murder-a sort of hormonal treatment by negativity and crisis. It is always a question of proving the real by the imaginary, proving truth by scandal, proving the law by transgression, proving work by the strike, proving the system by crisis and capital by revolution.”

If anything if you could salvage any charred, melted, fused works could they not in fact increase in value due the works pre-disposal to scandal and self-destruction? A kind of mega-art (that finally has some narrative). I look forward to the first show – ‘Inferno’.

Of course the artists are very upset by the destruction, understandably, but are the tears for the work simply for the lack of control? Could it be that the destruction of art, the negating of the concepts of traditional art needs to be controlled just as much by Tracey Emin as Michael Angelo controlled the brush.

“Everything is metamorphosed into its inverse in order to be perpetuated in its purged form. Every form of power, every situation speaks of itself by denial, in order to attempt to escape, by simulation of death, its real agony.”

Again Baudrillard babbling away. But interesting point, simulation of death, not actual death (or burnt to a crisp). The simulacrum has been distorted by real world events, and bought crashing down to earth. The works power seemed to be in the simulation of death, or more accurately, the ‘I could have done that’ concept so often cited by the public at these works.

So what now for art, will this have an effect? Will people move away from the self-destruction of art, or move ever more closely to hyper-reality to avoid such an event again?

Essentially its all a load of tosh. Burn’t tosh

Back

I’m back, and wish I could have updated this from the desert (there were some Internet Cafes nearby) but forgot to take my bleeding password. So couldn’t post.

Self-Esteem

‘Experts have developed computer games specifically designed to boost people’s self-esteem.’ (Source BBC News)

Wa? Bollox. I know exactly how to improve self-esteem with a computer game.

1) Take one copy of Fifa 99.
2) Set up friendly between Real Madrid and Tottenham/Leeds.
3) Go to options and remove bookings and set game difficulty to easy.
4) Start game.
5) Kick the living crap out of oppostition, to the point all subs are used up and opposing team are gradually reduced to around 8 men.
6) Win game 27-0.
7) Laugh like evil genius.
8) Repeat Steps 1-7 ad infinitum until happy.

Not very Perceptive

‘Scientists have gathered some remarkable evidence which shows that it is possible to see something without observing it’ link

Ofcourse we see without observing, damn fools. Can you imagine what our brains would have to cope with if we took in everything. I pity the fool that does that.

Infact most of this seems rather similar to the idea of Schemata – schemes which allow us to integrate knowledge in ways by linking traits and facts together so that the ‘lumpiness’ of reality is accurately represented in our minds. Algorithmic analysis rather than continuous meticulous observation, i.e. if it quacks like a duck, swims like a duck, and has feathers like a duck, it is probably a duck.

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